OKay So I'll just say the stupid-funny-odd things me and my bestest buddy ashly

Megan is typing butt slightly sticking out and crack showing. Ashly marks right above it and megan jumps looking at her shocked.
"You just gave me a third crack!"
Ashly laughs "Going that way!" using her finger and moving it horizontally.
Megan laughs histarically as Ashly stares at her like she was crazy. "what?!"
"I said three..." Ashly starts to laugh "What the Heck?"

Megan stares at Ashly until she looks at her.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!" She yells looking at her.
Megan punches her in the throat.
"It feels weird to swallow."

Megan runs out of the bathroom and runs up to ashly and goes down on one knee and punches a straight hit in the crotch.

Sitting infront of the mall in the cold. A dumpy old crap brown rusty car drives up. The driver looks at them and the car suddenly starts to bounce. ((It has hydrolics(sp???)
Megans eyes widen and she mutters "Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh" The car continues on with a large hop the back end slamming on the ground. They fell over laughing hysterically.

Ashly is sleeping and Megan wakes up and gets out quietly. She kneels down at the edge of the bed and stares at her. Ashly eyes flutter open and she sees Megan and punches her.

Ashly and megan are at ashly's aunts house. In the middle of no where, next to a herd of po-dunk hillbillies with four and a half teeth and a pig.
"We need to make up a game..." Megan says boredly.
Ashly bends down and picks up a clump of grass and tosses it in the air. Megan catches it by the grass part, not the dirt part amazingly, And tosses it back saying "Catch the grass" In a hillbilly voice.

When all the tornado's were happening where we live Megan was at ashly's spending the night. Her parents yell at them to come down from upstairs in the middle of the night. So we doo and go in the basement.
We look around outside and Ashly's daddy-bumpkins had been tippin back on grandpa's cough syrup. He looks out side and points outside
"Oh no! Aother ones comin' Get on the floor!" He yells Megan walkes up next to him and looks outside at the "tornado".
"Uhm... Yeah thats a tree..."
"Oh..."
-which he still claims was a tornado and just passed to quickly for us to see-



Ashly drew all over Megans arm with a blue pen. So all over her arm is a bunch of blue dots and stuff. Megan growls and stands up walking into the other room with Ashly's Brother-in-law. Who is from Alabama... Which expains itself.
"What all over yer arms?" He asked looking at her.
"I have blue freckles..." Megan says being a smart arse.
"Ohhhh" He says nodding and continuing to watch T.V
-He actually though Megan had Blue freckles-

Megan pokes Ashly's face with a half eaten pretzel.

Ashly's Dad and brother in law are in the computer room and Megan walks in wearing a Cowboy hat on top of a construction hat. consturction goggles. A bow tie and one gloves and is holding a fake gun. They stare at her for a second and continue playing poker.
"Is that your poker face bill?" Her brother-in-law asks her dad.
Megan Says "this is my poker face" and squints her eye sticks out her tongue and make a "hyuuurh" sound.

Ashly gets a van that already had a back seat that holds three people. They come inside and her dad says that they bought another back seat.
"What for she's not going to haul immigrants." Megans says her eyes widen and she turns to ashly her eyes narrowing.
"Or are you..."

Megan runs outside throws an apple at a chicken.

Megan and Ashly are playing baseball with a stick and an apples. Megan swings and the bat comes around and hits her in the back of her head.

....These Events ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED! I am Megan and Ashly is... Ashly. We are this weird and dumb. But We lurbe each other and we are awsome.

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